
As the land ‘Down Under’, Australia is well-known for its relaxed lifestyle and laid back approach. So it should come as no surprise that Australia is home to some of the most unique laws in the world. Here’s a list of some of the laws currently in place in the ‘Great Southern Land’, helping to set it apart from the rest of the world.
Can Crushing Breasts
One of the more interesting and unique laws Down Under is a Western Australian law that makes it illegal to crush a beer can between your breasts (females only obviously). If you have this particular skill you risk a $1000 fine, as a 31 year old barmaid from the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra found out.
Bulletproof Ban
Unless you are a member of the police force or have special permission from the police, owning a bulletproof vest is illegal in Australia. It may seem a little strange but for whatever reason, only those with the authority to carry a gun have the right to the protection of a vest.
Drug House Doldrums
Police in the Northern Territory have the ability to declare your home a ‘drug house’ if they have probable cause to believe your home is being used for the sale or use of drugs. In addition to a lovely bright green sign posted on the front of your house, police have the right to search a drug house and any people within the house at the time without the need for a search warrant.
Forlorn Fuel Truck
Council regulations in North Queensland state that fuel trucks must travel alone on the Daintree Ferry regardless of how busy it is or how many cars are waiting at either end. The irony with this law is that while people walk past the fuel truck with lit cigarettes while waiting to board the ferry, the ferry itself is smoke free and poses little risk of an explosion.
The Hook Turn
Unique to Melbourne, the hook turn is the bane of many city drivers. Designed to keep traffic flowing and avoid delaying trams, hook turns require the driver to make a right turn from the left lane. Rather than sitting in the right lane and risk blocking trams, at certain intersections in the city drivers must wait in the left lane – giving way to traffic coming towards them and from behind them, including trams – and when safe to do, complete a right turn into the intersecting street. While Melbournians have the benefit of ‘knowing’ what they are doing, the hook turn causes a bit of confusion to visitors to the CBD. Next time you visit Melbourne, stick to public transport and save yourself the hassle of trying a hook turn or looking for an intersection without one.
Don’t Drink From the Pond
If you visit Parliament House in Canberra be sure to stay away from the pond – it is illegal to drink from it! Not quite sure why anyone would but it certainly makes an interesting law.
No Ferrets Allowed
If you live in Queensland owning a ferret will cost you big time. According to the new Land Protection Act of 2002 ferrets are considered prohibited pests and can only be owned with a special permit – issued only to zoos and wildlife parks. The penalty if caught with a ferret is a whopping $60,000!
You Can’t Go Nude in Queensland
Unlike other states in Australia, Queensland law prohibits nudity in public, including its beaches. Listed under the Vagrant, Gaming, and Other Offences Act of 1931, Queensland has no intention of changing this law despite claims from nudist groups that it is costing the state millions of dollars in lost tourism. If you want to bare all on the beach, Sunny Queensland is not the place for you.
No Noisy Vacuum Cleaners Please
In the Melbourne suburb of Brimbank it is against the law to vacuum your home between 10pm and 7am during the week and 10pm and 9am on the weekends. Anyone caught breaking this law cops an on-the-stop fine.
Traditional Aboriginal Justice
In certain cases where an offender is of Aboriginal decent, Australian law allows a magistrate to order punishment to be delivered by the tribe or family of the victim. Rather than be punished by the court, the offender must face the Aboriginal community for ‘traditional’ Aboriginal Justice or payback for their crime. Given that some punishments include being speared repeatedly, perhaps some offenders would prefer to deal with the courts.
Anti-Hoon Laws
In 2004 anti-hoon laws (PDF) were introduced in Australia to curb the anti-social, noisy, and dangerous driving behaviours of many young drivers. Realising that a fine meant nothing to these young drivers, police have the ability to confiscate the car instead, effectively taking away the hoon’s ability to impress his mates or the nearest hottie. There’s nothing like hitting ‘em where it hurts!
These examples of Australia’s more unique laws may raise a few eyebrows and cause a few laughs but they allow Australia to be the laidback, fun loving, sun and surf worshiping country that it is today. One thing’s for sure, with these laws in place, you certainly can’t call Australia boring!
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